Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend.
*watches annabelle trailer*
future child: “can i have a dolly, mommy?”
*gently places a loaf of bread on the floor*
me: “here you go sweetie”
future child: “that’s not a do-“
me: “here. you. go. sweetie.”
i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week
Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant
"frozen is the best disney movie because it’s the only one that doesn’t concentrate on romantic love"
i wonder if the peter pan dude has a tumblr lol
literally the most perfect picture on tumblr.
he does have a tumblr. :)
if he has a tumblr can someone tell me it??
my favorite vine ever